in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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