someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Sex in the backyard? Check.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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