I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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