sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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