She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It all started with a game of naked twister.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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