did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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