I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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