can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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