Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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