I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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