it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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