You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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