I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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