hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize