We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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