I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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