Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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