We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Randomize
