how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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