I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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