I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me