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Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life

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(802): Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life http://tfl.nu/rdws

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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.

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(214): In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong. http://tfl.nu/vlez

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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?

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(813): So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell? http://tfl.nu/9wrt

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Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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(816): Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night. http://tfl.nu/m82p

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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.

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(903): I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk. http://tfl.nu/07kh

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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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(312): Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight? http://tfl.nu/82ga

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(214): View more from Texas

Maybe I should forgo underwear.

(314): View more from Missouri

This is a family BBQ no?

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(214): Maybe I should forgo underwear. (314): This is a family BBQ no? http://tfl.nu/2i6y

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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.

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(303): You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead. http://tfl.nu/vdho

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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.

(415): View more from California

Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.

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(206): He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit. (415): Use your nursing skills for good, not evil. http://tfl.nu/0k9b

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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .

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(206): At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks . http://tfl.nu/kxjn

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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??

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(404): Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!?? http://tfl.nu/bcjv

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?

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I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it

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(774): Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down? (978): I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it http://tfl.nu/io4i

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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time

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(954): I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time http://tfl.nu/1q0v

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The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.

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(647): The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud. http://tfl.nu/bog9

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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.

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(323): He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him. http://tfl.nu/swjk

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