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(516): View more from New York

Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

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(516): Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits. http://tfl.nu/o0ux

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME

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(724): As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME http://tfl.nu/k5kv

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(816): View more from Missouri

I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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(816): I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches. http://tfl.nu/de5z

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(407): View more from Florida

i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing

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(407): i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing http://tfl.nu/l66q

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(925): View more from California

Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

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(925): Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you. http://tfl.nu/15wm

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(480): View more from Arizona

His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.

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(480): His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it. http://tfl.nu/pwa8

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(661): View more from California

No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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Sorry.

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(661): No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges... (661): Sorry. http://tfl.nu/vg1q

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?

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(678): Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend? http://tfl.nu/mjnu

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours

(301): View more from Maryland

........yyyyyyeah that's me

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(814): There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours (301): ........yyyyyyeah that's me http://tfl.nu/xtm1

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.

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(413): I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS. http://tfl.nu/290q

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(613): View more from Ontario

Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?

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(613): Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus? http://tfl.nu/amrt

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(571): View more from Virginia

Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter

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(571): Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter http://tfl.nu/fvpm

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(440): View more from Ohio

"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.

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(440): "I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth. http://tfl.nu/p4vu

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(714): View more from California

I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.

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(714): I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day. http://tfl.nu/e3fy

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.

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BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW

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(615): Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived. (615): BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW http://tfl.nu/97uu

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