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• (562): View more from California

  I wanna eat

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  then frost

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  then eat your cupcake

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  That was an excessively violent trivia night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.

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  Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.

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  I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.

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