the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I'm just crazy horny about you
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.