My boss' voice literally gives me gas
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I love you.
Bad choice
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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