How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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