1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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