he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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