he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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