Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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