She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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