I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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