You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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