I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
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The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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