After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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