Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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