I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My vagina is very pro this idea
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