What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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