ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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