what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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