I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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