Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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