i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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