hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
that's an acceptable place to lick
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
