I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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