I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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