There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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