Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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