my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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