ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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