I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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