is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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