i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.