living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
My cat gives me a boner
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.