i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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