Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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