I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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