My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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