That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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