Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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